WE GOT 14 CHASE POINTS!!
This may not seem like much to you but it really was a HUGE achievement to us! It was such a great day. Completely unlike last year weather-wise. Last year we were battling heat but this year the night before there was a terrific thunderstorm which was funny because we drove all day Friday through beautiful prairie weather. The clouds were situated directly over Calgary so that they beganas we hit the city limits. We stayed with one of Dan's aunts who was such a super hostess and probably was responsible for ourterrific performance based on the excellent nutrition she provided the night before and the day of. Not to mention scrumptiously comfortable accommodations. Thankyou!
us, before
So in the morning, as predicted (and I had clicked every button I could on the weather network hoping to find some kind of dissenting opinion), it was raining hard and fairly cool. Oh well, we were prepared with good rain jackets and a laminated map. Juanita is now an expert chaser. She had little sticky arrows and a system of numbered blank stickers for my home "command central" to fill in as they decoded the clues for us back home in Crutwell. We got our T-shirts, avoided the cheesy warmup routine and impatiently waited for the first directions so we could run a long way to even get our clue sheets.
Yep, it was a long way. My right hip was bothering me all week because I somehow screwed up my SI joint last weekend (probably lunging Jetta who was trying to gallop away with me while I was trying to make clear to her the meaning of a circle - and how to stay calm while going fast - which I'm not upset at her for because it is hard for both of us). So anyway, we ran off and I was thinking this might be a long day. However, as long as I dropped to the ground at every possible line-up and did the stretches Dan gave me, I stayed more or less mobile and actually the pain sort of numbed as the day went on :) I always believe that's a good thing. So we got our clue sheets.
beginner enthusiasm
Then our first task was to actually locate the Staples that I had painstakingly mapped out beforehand so we could fax the clues to my kids who were waiting at home. I was so thrilled when it appeared in front of us right where it was supposed to be! Juanita is really good with directions while driving, but not on foot. I am exactly the reverse. I hate driving and navigating at the same time however on foot I can usually keep my bearings. Anyway, once we got there I felt like the rest of the day could unfold however it would - I was no longer stressed. We faxed the clues and made lots of copies thinking that ours would probably get soaked. We were right. I stretched on the floor at Staples. Who cares.
Then we were off with a huge advantage because a) we didn't have to decode the clues ourselves and b) Juanita is a veteran and so had knownto buy the Calgary Sun that morning where a bonus clue was hidden near the back. So we already had a destination while the kids got to work. This was the fun part. We had to get to Banff Trail Community Centre on public transit (free for all chasers all day) and on foot and meanwhile as clues got solved the kids would call me on my cell and Juanita would write the locations down on the map and then add little sticky arrows so we could figure out clusters. Yes, we are keeners.
The first chase point at the above named Centre was an unfortunate way to start the day however. They made us play a sort of ping-pong against another team. We tried to get the ball in a cup of unidentified fluid, whereupon they had to drink the fluid. Same for us. The first team to hit all 6 cups could leave and the other team had to drink the remainders. Motivating. So I drank the first cup and it tasted just like warm KoolAid. We had clarified that there was no pee in the cups but the other ones sure looked like it. When I finally had to drink a yellowish fluid I nearly died. It tasted like malt vinegar. There was at least half a cup of it, too. So Juanita had to drink the second oneof the same taste and she nearly threw up. No sympathy from the volunteers and then the water fountain was not working!!!
oh boy.
So it turned out that the yellow stuff was just tobasco sauce in water. Pretty strong too. We tasted that for at least the next 3 hours. I don't ever want to taste tobasco sauce again. Thank goodness I had brought gum along.
Anyway, we headed off and after that it seemed like everything went right for us. We were in a section of town where few other chasers were and so there were no line-ups and the chase points were fun. Here's a rundown of what we had to do:
1. disgusting liquids
2. I had honey smeared all over my legs, then had to jump in a kiddie pool of feathers and locate two marbles of the same colour. This went well because it was pouring and I had picked up a free hand towel at registration so it was easy to clean off in the puddles of McMahon Stadium where we were.
I discover a hidden talent for matching marbles while tarred and feathered
3. Slider stadium (ball team) had pictures of coloured baseballs taped to the seats of the stadium. We had to find the 5 purple ones and add up the numbers on them and bring them back to the start. It was really downpouring for this so it was hard to write down numbers.
(We then had an unfortunate incident with hopping a fence and one of us splitting one of our pants in a completely compromising way. Thank goodness it was raining because we had a jacket that could be draped across so as to maintain a minimum level of decency for the next chase point - en route to a shopping mall!!!)
4. Beach Volleyball - due to the aforementioned incident our mobility was somewhat compromised and so our play was probably not up to par. We just had to get 3 points but unfortunately we let through 3 other teams before we succeeded.
5. Tackle football - helmets and pads and shoulder rolls and tackling and throwing and so on. But this was one of the two chase point locations where our donation chase point (6) could be recognized and credited to us so this was fantastic.
reminds me of growing up with three brothers.
(Quick stop at a handy mall to buy one of us a new outfit. Pizza to go. Rain tapering off. Taste of tobasco sauce lessened by the pizza. New energy in our steps.)
7. Curling rink. Oh man this was embarrassing. Not that anyone was really watching but the volunteer but I suck at curling. So I ended up having to throw a Scottie stuffed animal from like ten feet away and all I had to do was hit the big red circle and I missed that! The volunteer told Juanita she really could mock me now.
see the cute little Scottie toy? I can't believe I just missed that shot.
8. Rogers Video Blackberry scavenger hunt. I'm ashamed to say that we scared small children. We were supposed to get 4 people inside the store to jump while we took a picture and we asked two men and they flatly refused. So then we asked these two little girls who looked frightened and edged away and then we found their mom after being suitably appalled at ourselves. Mom and girls and I jumped for the camera and all was well.
the ice cream tumor was so worth it.
9. Oh, this was great. Peter's Drive-In. Juanita was blindfolded and had to feed me ice cream by putting the end of the spoon in her mouth and scooping it up. That was the best ice-cream I have ever tasted. When I had finished gulping it down as fast as possible we begged and they let Juanita have a bowl as well. Good thing. We were now close to 2 pm and we already had 9 chase points and we were set to go hard for the last two hours.
Juanita doing her thing.
10. This was also great. We got to the Calgary Boys and Girls club and found to our surprise that it was a climbing wall! Hooray! So this time I got to be blindfolded and had to climb to the top while Juanita gave directions. Actually, I think I would prefer to do all climbs blindfolded. I had to stop and remember to breathe frequently. It was extremely scary but not near as much as if I could have looked down. I just kept telling myself that I was only two feet off the ground. When I could whip off my blindfold at the top I nearly fainted but then I rappelled down and it was all good. I just had to stop shaking.
(We were signed up as Enduro-chasers - meaning that we were going for as many as possible rather than as fast as possible, so now we tried to plan a route back to the finish line that would get us a few more points.)
11. A hula hoop challenge in a park that was kind of fun although it is interesting to see that some people can actually do this without cheating at all. Not us, apparently.
12. The German clue! This was great because my family decoded it by emailing the clue to our German neighbours. So handy. Anyway, it was just a fun challenge with balloons - including wandering around picking up objects with a balloon wedged between our heads. Very tricky.
13. Almost back - we're now in the downtown area again and we made it to the HiFi Club which turned out to be our funnest one. This was some sort of Ninja club and they had us do a whole range of Ninja stuff with penalties being leg raises, pushups, etc. At the end we had to successfully remember a Japanese symbol from a range of options and when we did we had saved a whole village with our excellent Ninja skills!! It was so much fun.
14. It's twenty minutes to go to the cut-off and we had about 10 blocks to run but we ducked into a bar two blocks away that seemed to be a chase point. Nobody there but a waiter - no, wait - there was a station tucked away in the table area. We had to quickly cut out pictures of 6 old albums and arrange them in the order of their release - Joshua Tree, Eurythmics, Hotel California, Slippery When Wet, etc. We had NO idea. So we called Jeremy - Juanita's husband, and even though he was in the midst of buying a quad and distracted he could do this off the top of his head. I can't believe it. But he saved the day!
Now all we had to do was race to the finish line. We were both incredibly tired and sore. The pizza was a long time ago now. We started off and these two little energizer bunny chasers were ahead of us consulting a Blackberry. They confidently told us to follow them. Which we did without thought which was a mistake. After running for about 5 blocks they were way ahead of us and all of a sudden they're coming back! No! Sure enough. We should have trusted our instincts! They were totally wrong and we now were actually farther from the finish line then we were at the last chase point. So, so much for walking quickly. We ran hard and then ran more, and then were nearly there and ran more. And friendly pedestrians gave us encouragement and told us we had 6 minutes left. And we ran more. And there it was!
So, we made it with 4 minutes to spare. Wow. And were very sore. And were very grateful to our aunt because she was okay with us coming back and showering at her place even though she had company (who looked extremely clean and not sweaty and had absolutely no honey, feathers or tobasco sauce sticking to their shoes). And then we sank gratefully into our seats in the car and drove back to Hepburn and then I slept hard and came home yesterday morning and thus endeth my second Calgary City Chase adventure.
So doesn't this make you all want to try it?
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